How to check the oil on an elephant

What. the.

What is this elephant doing?

Attention: this bird does not have an afro

The Ancients really loved their horses

beastiality

That can’t be right

Child Birth Vomit

child birth

That’s repulsive, but still somehow more appealing than real child birth. Please take your birth control pills and remember to stop taking pictures of yourself pooping out kids, it’s gross.

Blow Up Doll Slip ‘N Slide

blow up doll slip n slide

I’m with this guy. I’d rather ride a blow up doll down the slip ‘n slide than bang the thing, or maybe he’s banging it while he’s riding? Multitasking at it’s finest.

George W Bush and Friends Giving the Shocker

shocker

It’s not everyday that you see George W Bush with a group of people all giving the shocker, but today is your lucky day. I have no context or source for this image, so here it is, totally out of context! I think they just all love anal, I mean come on, who doesn’t? Especially born again christians, they love the shocker. Remember kids, anal means you are technically still a virgin! Keep that hymen intact and sex some buttholes!