How do you tell if your cat is a boy or girl? Look at it’s balls! Just look!

What. the.

What is this elephant doing?

That can’t be right

Awkward. Creepy.

Japan does a lot of things right. They’re already the most fit industrialized nation in the world, and they want to keep it that way. It is now illegal to be fat in Japan, this means Japan will continue to have skinny and attractive women while the rest of the industrialized world balloons into 600lbs hippo lookalikes. If it was illegal to be fat in the USA, 95% of the country would be breaking the law, the USA is a wasteland (waistland?) of chunkers, if you are not in a sunny coastal location, everyone is fat, it is disgusting.

I recommend anyone who likes attractive and fit people to move to Japan, this is the only solution to escape the raging Walmart fatties of America.

GlobalPost: Fat People = Breaking the Law in Japan

I’m with this guy. I’d rather ride a blow up doll down the slip ‘n slide than bang the thing, or maybe he’s banging it while he’s riding? Multitasking at it’s finest.

It’s not everyday that you see George W Bush with a group of people all giving the shocker, but today is your lucky day. I have no context or source for this image, so here it is, totally out of context! I think they just all love anal, I mean come on, who doesn’t? Especially born again christians, they love the shocker. Remember kids, anal means you are technically still a virgin! Keep that hymen intact and sex some buttholes!

I’ve been with my fair share of screamers, some of it is real and some of it is definitely theatrics. I wish I could say this was my door though, that would be great:

from IMGUR