Japan does a lot of things right. They’re already the most fit industrialized nation in the world, and they want to keep it that way. It is now illegal to be fat in Japan, this means Japan will continue to have skinny and attractive women while the rest of the industrialized world balloons into 600lbs hippo lookalikes. If it was illegal to be fat in the USA, 95% of the country would be breaking the law, the USA is a wasteland (waistland?) of chunkers, if you are not in a sunny coastal location, everyone is fat, it is disgusting.

I recommend anyone who likes attractive and fit people to move to Japan, this is the only solution to escape the raging Walmart fatties of America.

GlobalPost: Fat People = Breaking the Law in Japan

Want to be happy? Find the hottest girl you can, the uglier you are the better. That’s what a study from the Journal of Family Psychology says at least, as repeated by the New York Daily News:

A new study reveals that women who wed men who are uglier than they will have a happier marriage than those with a more attractive mate.

I am now actively working on being out-chicked.

NYDailyNews: Shes not he’s not for better chance at happiness