Illegal to be Fat in Japan – I’m moving to Japan

no-fat-people-sign Japan does a lot of things right. They’re already the most fit industrialized nation in the world, and they want to keep it that way. It is now illegal to be fat in Japan, this means Japan will continue to have skinny and attractive women while the rest of the industrialized world balloons into 600lbs hippo lookalikes. If it was illegal to be fat in the USA, 95% of the country would be breaking the law, the USA is a wasteland (waistland?) of chunkers, if you are not in a sunny coastal location, everyone is fat, it is disgusting.

I recommend anyone who likes attractive and fit people to move to Japan, this is the only solution to escape the raging Walmart fatties of America.

GlobalPost: Fat People = Breaking the Law in Japan

Blow Up Doll Slip ‘N Slide

blow up doll slip n slide

I’m with this guy. I’d rather ride a blow up doll down the slip ‘n slide than bang the thing, or maybe he’s banging it while he’s riding? Multitasking at it’s finest.