random cool stuff to keep you busy when bored

I’ve been with my fair share of screamers, some of it is real and some of it is definitely theatrics. I wish I could say this was my door though, that would be great:

from IMGUR

Want to be happy? Find the hottest girl you can, the uglier you are the better. That’s what a study from the Journal of Family Psychology says at least, as repeated by the New York Daily News:

A new study reveals that women who wed men who are uglier than they will have a happier marriage than those with a more attractive mate.

I am now actively working on being out-chicked.

NYDailyNews: Shes not he’s not for better chance at happiness

If you want to be happy in married life as a man, you need to marry a young wife. If you’re a woman, marry a guy 5 years older. This is a study that confirms everything I believe, that younger women are more attractive and more fun so you should probably date and marry them exclusively. BBC News confirms this:

The secret to a happy marriage for men is choosing a wife who is smarter and at least five years younger than you, say UK experts. ….They found that if the wife was five or more years older than her husband, they were more than three times as likely to divorce than if they were the same age.

Sorry old ladies you’ll have to rock another cradle, or find someone older than you.

BBC New: ‘Younger wife’ for marital bliss

i think this is hong kong

these are some creepy ass bugs.

i dont want this creepy bug anywhere near me

everyones favorite creepy bug, the maggot

what the hell is this thing? imagine that shit in your bed

i’m pretty sure everyones favorite bug eating weirdo Bear Grylls ate one of these things after he found it in a cave. Why does Bear Grylls have to eat bugs? WTF? Maybe he’ll eat all the worlds bugs.

my main problem with this guy is that he has about 3000 too many legs. you cant have that many legs and not be a creepy bug. hey bear grylls can you eat this freakshow? i hear you are starting to film again, and what’s better footage than bug eating.

that is one smiley sloth what the fuck is he so excited about?

Some fogbreathers had a bullshit study and decided that feeling like shit is good for you. Yea that’s right, so then next time you feel like shit you should be enlightened. Supposedly  ”negative moods trigger more attentive, careful thinking, paying greater attention to the external world.” Paying greater attention to how much the external world sucks maybe.

BBC Fogbreather: Feeling grumpy is good for you

what the fuck is going on here, is this real? do bison really try to lick people in cars?

One word: Gross.

Hong Kong by day:

http://www.investasiapacific.com/HongKong.jpg

Hong Kong by night:

http://www.hongkongbankers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/hong_kong_skyline.jpg