random cool stuff to keep you busy when bored

Stormtroopers are people too, here’s the proof:

Stormtrooper taking a poop. You don’t think they use toilets? They just poop in their uniform? I think not.
This stormtrooper is on vacation.
Stormtroopers get all the chicks, lucky bastards.

and some Stormtroopers like to pose in a bikini with inflatable blow up rafts.
When stormtroopers get out of hand, they get arrested. Stormtroopers are not above the law.
Lounging at the pool, stormtroopers enjoying some R&R
Riding the hoverpuppy
Getting dirty
taking a piss

Google suggestions are always amusing, and sometimes frightening. This is a case of the latter. Dinosaurs are fake! Dinosaurs are a hoax! You are a moron!

Japan does a lot of things right. They’re already the most fit industrialized nation in the world, and they want to keep it that way. It is now illegal to be fat in Japan, this means Japan will continue to have skinny and attractive women while the rest of the industrialized world balloons into 600lbs hippo lookalikes. If it was illegal to be fat in the USA, 95% of the country would be breaking the law, the USA is a wasteland (waistland?) of chunkers, if you are not in a sunny coastal location, everyone is fat, it is disgusting.

I recommend anyone who likes attractive and fit people to move to Japan, this is the only solution to escape the raging Walmart fatties of America.

GlobalPost: Fat People = Breaking the Law in Japan

What kind of music do your cats like? Do cats even like music? Leave it to a kids Science Fair project to get the answer for you. Serious science going on here, lots of science.

Via Flickr

Know a nerd getting married? Suggest this.

I’m with this guy. I’d rather ride a blow up doll down the slip ‘n slide than bang the thing, or maybe he’s banging it while he’s riding? Multitasking at it’s finest.

It’s not everyday that you see George W Bush with a group of people all giving the shocker, but today is your lucky day. I have no context or source for this image, so here it is, totally out of context! I think they just all love anal, I mean come on, who doesn’t? Especially born again christians, they love the shocker. Remember kids, anal means you are technically still a virgin! Keep that hymen intact and sex some buttholes!

WTF?

I have nothing else to say.

No wonder the kids are screaming.

These are without a doubt the coolest pictures of the surface of Mars ever:

BigPicture: Martian Landscapes

be amazed