Attention: this bird does not have an afro

American Life

american life

Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Die. This is the American life we are sold as freedom.

I don’t know the source of the comic but it’s nice.

Farmville, it’s right up there with pregnancy, pink eye, and herpes

how do you get

People ask Google the important questions.

It’s better than Old Zealand

new zealand old zealand

New Zealand, we knew you were better than the Old Zealand! More sheep, more mountains, less Zealand.

Will there be minorities in heaven?

will there be minorities in heaven

This takes the WTF of the day award. What school allows this crap? Judging by the overt racism, whacky religious questions, and the Mormon looking outfit, I’m guessing Utah, a place where if you have even sun tanned white skin you are made to be uncomfortable. Oh and that big lake they have, it sucks, screw your lake Utah, it’s full of piss. Anyway, If you have any information about this picture, please share.

The Ancients really loved their horses

beastiality

That can’t be right

Angora rabbit or just a giant fuzz ball?

cute-angora-rabbit6 seriously, what the hell is this? is that alive? is this rabbit abuse? someone shave that rabbit, that thing just isn’t right. what is it, an alpine rabbit? it’s an abominable snow rabbit? why? where? how? explain.

you can find hoardes more of these fluffy baffling creatures

Text from mom

Awkward. Creepy.
text from mom

Nude BathTub Santa gives you a Creepy Merry Christmas

nude santa bathtub

Santa and some other being, maybe Mrs Santa, maybe a child, not sure, perving out naked in a bath tub. Merry Christmas, Santa is naked in your bath tub.

WTF

Child Birth Vomit

child birth

That’s repulsive, but still somehow more appealing than real child birth. Please take your birth control pills and remember to stop taking pictures of yourself pooping out kids, it’s gross.