It’s better than Old Zealand

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New Zealand, we knew you were better than the Old Zealand! More sheep, more mountains, less Zealand.

Will there be minorities in heaven?

will there be minorities in heaven

This takes the WTF of the day award. What school allows this crap? Judging by the overt racism, whacky religious questions, and the Mormon looking outfit, I’m guessing Utah, a place where if you have even sun tanned white skin you are made to be uncomfortable. Oh and that big lake they have, it sucks, screw your lake Utah, it’s full of piss. Anyway, If you have any information about this picture, please share.

The Ancients really loved their horses

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That can’t be right

Angora rabbit or just a giant fuzz ball?

cute-angora-rabbit6 seriously, what the hell is this? is that alive? is this rabbit abuse? someone shave that rabbit, that thing just isn’t right. what is it, an alpine rabbit? it’s an abominable snow rabbit? why? where? how? explain.

you can find hoardes more of these fluffy baffling creatures

Text from mom

Awkward. Creepy.
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Nude BathTub Santa gives you a Creepy Merry Christmas

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Santa and some other being, maybe Mrs Santa, maybe a child, not sure, perving out naked in a bath tub. Merry Christmas, Santa is naked in your bath tub.

WTF

Child Birth Vomit

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That’s repulsive, but still somehow more appealing than real child birth. Please take your birth control pills and remember to stop taking pictures of yourself pooping out kids, it’s gross.

Stormtroopers doing things

Stormtroopers are people too, here’s the proof:
~Star_Wars_Shit-Trooper
Stormtrooper taking a poop. You don’t think they use toilets? They just poop in their uniform? I think not.
6a00c225223d20604a00c2252552a38fdb-320pi This stormtrooper is on vacation.
88-Storm-Troopers-Get-All-The-Babes Stormtroopers get all the chicks, lucky bastards.

gh2WNbRsUj8ibw8ksfM1HYUMo1_400 and some Stormtroopers like to pose in a bikini with inflatable blow up rafts.
storm-trooper-arrest When stormtroopers get out of hand, they get arrested. Stormtroopers are not above the law.
stormtroopers-in-the-pool Lounging at the pool, stormtroopers enjoying some R&R
6405 Riding the hoverpuppy
dirty-stormtrooper Getting dirty
stormtroopers-pee taking a piss
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Dinosaurs are not real

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Google suggestions are always amusing, and sometimes frightening. This is a case of the latter. Dinosaurs are fake! Dinosaurs are a hoax! You are a moron!

Illegal to be Fat in Japan – I’m moving to Japan

no-fat-people-sign Japan does a lot of things right. They’re already the most fit industrialized nation in the world, and they want to keep it that way. It is now illegal to be fat in Japan, this means Japan will continue to have skinny and attractive women while the rest of the industrialized world balloons into 600lbs hippo lookalikes. If it was illegal to be fat in the USA, 95% of the country would be breaking the law, the USA is a wasteland (waistland?) of chunkers, if you are not in a sunny coastal location, everyone is fat, it is disgusting.

I recommend anyone who likes attractive and fit people to move to Japan, this is the only solution to escape the raging Walmart fatties of America.

GlobalPost: Fat People = Breaking the Law in Japan