Entries Tagged 'sex' ↓

What. the.

What is this elephant doing?

That can’t be right

Awkward. Creepy.

Know a nerd getting married? Suggest this.

I’m with this guy. I’d rather ride a blow up doll down the slip ‘n slide than bang the thing, or maybe he’s banging it while he’s riding? Multitasking at it’s finest.

It’s not everyday that you see George W Bush with a group of people all giving the shocker, but today is your lucky day. I have no context or source for this image, so here it is, totally out of context! I think they just all love anal, I mean come on, who doesn’t? Especially born again christians, they love the shocker. Remember kids, anal means you are technically still a virgin! Keep that hymen intact and sex some buttholes!

I’ve been with my fair share of screamers, some of it is real and some of it is definitely theatrics. I wish I could say this was my door though, that would be great:

from IMGUR