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Ohio State vs Arkansas in the Sugar Bowl

wazaw — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 04:57:41 +0000

That’s what I’m watching right now. Remember Arkansas?

Yea. Here’s the Jim Tressel and Terrelle Pryor Chest Bump man greeting:

WELL NEVERMIND MY HOST WONT LET ME UPLOAD THE GIF so click here to check it out on SBNation

Attention: this bird does not have an afro

wazaw — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 00:00:36 +0000

Farmville, it’s right up there with pregnancy, pink eye, and herpes

wazaw — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 07:23:06 +0000

People ask Google the important questions.

Child Birth Vomit

wazaw — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:38:50 +0000

That’s repulsive, but still somehow more appealing than real child birth. Please take your birth control pills and remember to stop taking pictures of yourself pooping out kids, it’s gross.

What kind of music do cats like?

wazaw — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:09:55 +0000

What kind of music do your cats like? Do cats even like music? Leave it to a kids Science Fair project to get the answer for you. Serious science going on here, lots of science.

Via Flickr

George W Bush and Friends Giving the Shocker

wazaw — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:00:48 +0000

It’s not everyday that you see George W Bush with a group of people all giving the shocker, but today is your lucky day. I have no context or source for this image, so here it is, totally out of context! I think they just all love anal, I mean come on, who doesn’t? Especially born again christians, they love the shocker. Remember kids, anal means you are technically still a virgin! Keep that hymen intact and sex some buttholes!

Surface of Mars

wazaw — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:14:08 +0000

These are without a doubt the coolest pictures of the surface of Mars ever:

BigPicture: Martian Landscapes

be amazed

Study says that happiness is finding yourself a wife who’s a lot hotter than you are

wazaw — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:15:12 +0000

Want to be happy? Find the hottest girl you can, the uglier you are the better. That’s what a study from the Journal of Family Psychology says at least, as repeated by the New York Daily News:

A new study reveals that women who wed men who are uglier than they will have a happier marriage than those with a more attractive mate.

I am now actively working on being out-chicked.

NYDailyNews: Shes not he’s not for better chance at happiness

Marry a Young Wife if you want to be happy

wazaw — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:17:02 +0000

If you want to be happy in married life as a man, you need to marry a young wife. If you’re a woman, marry a guy 5 years older. This is a study that confirms everything I believe, that younger women are more attractive and more fun so you should probably date and marry them exclusively. BBC News confirms this:

The secret to a happy marriage for men is choosing a wife who is smarter and at least five years younger than you, say UK experts. ….They found that if the wife was five or more years older than her husband, they were more than three times as likely to divorce than if they were the same age.

Sorry old ladies you’ll have to rock another cradle, or find someone older than you.

BBC New: ‘Younger wife’ for marital bliss

Highway through the city

wazaw — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:54:39 +0000

i think this is hong kong