Entries Tagged 'random' ↓
Attention: this bird does not have an afro
December 24th, 2009 — random
Farmville, it’s right up there with pregnancy, pink eye, and herpes
December 16th, 2009 — random, stupid
People ask Google the important questions.
Child Birth Vomit
November 16th, 2009 — random
That’s repulsive, but still somehow more appealing than real child birth. Please take your birth control pills and remember to stop taking pictures of yourself pooping out kids, it’s gross.
What kind of music do cats like?
November 11th, 2009 — awesome, random
What kind of music do your cats like? Do cats even like music? Leave it to a kids Science Fair project to get the answer for you. Serious science going on here, lots of science.
George W Bush and Friends Giving the Shocker
November 10th, 2009 — random, sex, stupid
It’s not everyday that you see George W Bush with a group of people all giving the shocker, but today is your lucky day. I have no context or source for this image, so here it is, totally out of context! I think they just all love anal, I mean come on, who doesn’t? Especially born again christians, they love the shocker. Remember kids, anal means you are technically still a virgin! Keep that hymen intact and sex some buttholes!
Surface of Mars
November 7th, 2009 — random
These are without a doubt the coolest pictures of the surface of Mars ever:
BigPicture: Martian Landscapes
be amazed
Study says that happiness is finding yourself a wife who’s a lot hotter than you are
November 5th, 2009 — random, weird
Want to be happy? Find the hottest girl you can, the uglier you are the better. That’s what a study from the Journal of Family Psychology says at least, as repeated by the New York Daily News:
A new study reveals that women who wed men who are uglier than they will have a happier marriage than those with a more attractive mate.
I am now actively working on being out-chicked.
NYDailyNews: Shes not he’s not for better chance at happiness
Marry a Young Wife if you want to be happy
November 5th, 2009 — random
If you want to be happy in married life as a man, you need to marry a young wife. If you’re a woman, marry a guy 5 years older. This is a study that confirms everything I believe, that younger women are more attractive and more fun so you should probably date and marry them exclusively. BBC News confirms this:
The secret to a happy marriage for men is choosing a wife who is smarter and at least five years younger than you, say UK experts. ….They found that if the wife was five or more years older than her husband, they were more than three times as likely to divorce than if they were the same age.
Sorry old ladies you’ll have to rock another cradle, or find someone older than you.
Highway through the city
November 4th, 2009 — random
i think this is hong kong
Smiley Sloth Smiles at You
November 3rd, 2009 — random
that is one smiley sloth what the fuck is he so excited about?