Entries Tagged 'random' ↓

Ohio State vs Arkansas in the Sugar Bowl

That’s what I’m watching right now. Remember Arkansas?

Yea. Here’s the Jim Tressel and Terrelle Pryor Chest Bump man greeting:

WELL NEVERMIND MY HOST WONT LET ME UPLOAD THE GIF so click here to check it out on SBNation

Attention: this bird does not have an afro

Farmville, it’s right up there with pregnancy, pink eye, and herpes

how do you get

People ask Google the important questions.

Child Birth Vomit

child birth

That’s repulsive, but still somehow more appealing than real child birth. Please take your birth control pills and remember to stop taking pictures of yourself pooping out kids, it’s gross.

What kind of music do cats like?

cats science fair

What kind of music do your cats like? Do cats even like music? Leave it to a kids Science Fair project to get the answer for you. Serious science going on here, lots of science.

Via Flickr

George W Bush and Friends Giving the Shocker

shocker

It’s not everyday that you see George W Bush with a group of people all giving the shocker, but today is your lucky day. I have no context or source for this image, so here it is, totally out of context! I think they just all love anal, I mean come on, who doesn’t? Especially born again christians, they love the shocker. Remember kids, anal means you are technically still a virgin! Keep that hymen intact and sex some buttholes!

Surface of Mars

surface of mars

These are without a doubt the coolest pictures of the surface of Mars ever:

BigPicture: Martian Landscapes

be amazed

Study says that happiness is finding yourself a wife who’s a lot hotter than you are

Want to be happy? Find the hottest girl you can, the uglier you are the better. That’s what a study from the Journal of Family Psychology says at least, as repeated by the New York Daily News:

A new study reveals that women who wed men who are uglier than they will have a happier marriage than those with a more attractive mate.

I am now actively working on being out-chicked.

NYDailyNews: Shes not he’s not for better chance at happiness

Marry a Young Wife if you want to be happy

hot young girl

If you want to be happy in married life as a man, you need to marry a young wife. If you’re a woman, marry a guy 5 years older. This is a study that confirms everything I believe, that younger women are more attractive and more fun so you should probably date and marry them exclusively. BBC News confirms this:

The secret to a happy marriage for men is choosing a wife who is smarter and at least five years younger than you, say UK experts. ….They found that if the wife was five or more years older than her husband, they were more than three times as likely to divorce than if they were the same age.

Sorry old ladies you’ll have to rock another cradle, or find someone older than you.

BBC New: ‘Younger wife’ for marital bliss

Highway through the city

city highway

i think this is hong kong