Entries from November 2009 ↓

I’m with this guy. I’d rather ride a blow up doll down the slip ‘n slide than bang the thing, or maybe he’s banging it while he’s riding? Multitasking at it’s finest.

It’s not everyday that you see George W Bush with a group of people all giving the shocker, but today is your lucky day. I have no context or source for this image, so here it is, totally out of context! I think they just all love anal, I mean come on, who doesn’t? Especially born again christians, they love the shocker. Remember kids, anal means you are technically still a virgin! Keep that hymen intact and sex some buttholes!

WTF?

I have nothing else to say.

No wonder the kids are screaming.

These are without a doubt the coolest pictures of the surface of Mars ever:

BigPicture: Martian Landscapes

be amazed

I’ve been with my fair share of screamers, some of it is real and some of it is definitely theatrics. I wish I could say this was my door though, that would be great:

from IMGUR

Want to be happy? Find the hottest girl you can, the uglier you are the better. That’s what a study from the Journal of Family Psychology says at least, as repeated by the New York Daily News:

A new study reveals that women who wed men who are uglier than they will have a happier marriage than those with a more attractive mate.

I am now actively working on being out-chicked.

NYDailyNews: Shes not he’s not for better chance at happiness

If you want to be happy in married life as a man, you need to marry a young wife. If you’re a woman, marry a guy 5 years older. This is a study that confirms everything I believe, that younger women are more attractive and more fun so you should probably date and marry them exclusively. BBC News confirms this:

The secret to a happy marriage for men is choosing a wife who is smarter and at least five years younger than you, say UK experts. ….They found that if the wife was five or more years older than her husband, they were more than three times as likely to divorce than if they were the same age.

Sorry old ladies you’ll have to rock another cradle, or find someone older than you.

BBC New: ‘Younger wife’ for marital bliss

i think this is hong kong

these are some creepy ass bugs.

i dont want this creepy bug anywhere near me

everyones favorite creepy bug, the maggot

what the hell is this thing? imagine that shit in your bed

i’m pretty sure everyones favorite bug eating weirdo Bear Grylls ate one of these things after he found it in a cave. Why does Bear Grylls have to eat bugs? WTF? Maybe he’ll eat all the worlds bugs.

my main problem with this guy is that he has about 3000 too many legs. you cant have that many legs and not be a creepy bug. hey bear grylls can you eat this freakshow? i hear you are starting to film again, and what’s better footage than bug eating.