Entries from November 2009 ↓

That can’t be right

seriously, what the hell is this? is that alive? is this rabbit abuse? someone shave that rabbit, that thing just isn’t right. what is it, an alpine rabbit? it’s an abominable snow rabbit? why? where? how? explain.

you can find hoardes more of these fluffy baffling creatures

Awkward. Creepy.

Santa and some other being, maybe Mrs Santa, maybe a child, not sure, perving out naked in a bath tub. Merry Christmas, Santa is naked in your bath tub.

WTF

That’s repulsive, but still somehow more appealing than real child birth. Please take your birth control pills and remember to stop taking pictures of yourself pooping out kids, it’s gross.

Stormtroopers are people too, here’s the proof:

Stormtrooper taking a poop. You don’t think they use toilets? They just poop in their uniform? I think not.
This stormtrooper is on vacation.
Stormtroopers get all the chicks, lucky bastards.

and some Stormtroopers like to pose in a bikini with inflatable blow up rafts.
When stormtroopers get out of hand, they get arrested. Stormtroopers are not above the law.
Lounging at the pool, stormtroopers enjoying some R&R
Riding the hoverpuppy
Getting dirty
taking a piss

Google suggestions are always amusing, and sometimes frightening. This is a case of the latter. Dinosaurs are fake! Dinosaurs are a hoax! You are a moron!

Japan does a lot of things right. They’re already the most fit industrialized nation in the world, and they want to keep it that way. It is now illegal to be fat in Japan, this means Japan will continue to have skinny and attractive women while the rest of the industrialized world balloons into 600lbs hippo lookalikes. If it was illegal to be fat in the USA, 95% of the country would be breaking the law, the USA is a wasteland (waistland?) of chunkers, if you are not in a sunny coastal location, everyone is fat, it is disgusting.

I recommend anyone who likes attractive and fit people to move to Japan, this is the only solution to escape the raging Walmart fatties of America.

GlobalPost: Fat People = Breaking the Law in Japan

What kind of music do your cats like? Do cats even like music? Leave it to a kids Science Fair project to get the answer for you. Serious science going on here, lots of science.

Via Flickr

Know a nerd getting married? Suggest this.