Whoever said animals don’t use phones is an idiot. In fact, if I was an executive at a cell phone company I would market directly to animals, the potential is huge, there’s far more animals on earth than humans, and they all have tons of disposable income since rent and food is free.
Here’s proof:
This dog clearly knows how to use a phone and is probably making a business deal
This cat is falling asleep while waiting to talk to a human being at T-Mobile. Moral of the story: cats don’t like being on hold either.
This dog is on a dirty 900 number, racking up a large bill that you will have to pay.
No explanation needed, it is obvious what is going on here.
This dog is burdened with the weight of a cell phone that is not built for his size. Size discrimination is rampant in society. He looks ready to sue, any lawyers looking for a class action?
This is your crazy aunt, reincarnated as a pug, but using the same cell phone she had in her past human life.
This dog is on a monday morning conference call, we all know how important those are.
